If you haven't noticed, and I'm sure you have.
I've gained about 15 pounds. I attribute it to the two ridiculously most stressful months I've had in my life. EVER. It was art fair season.
I didn't even get to go to one, just all the events leading up to them are insane.
I mean sure, retail is a bitch.
BUT ART FAIRS SUCK WAAY WAY MORE.
Oh, and also I'm totally sedentary.
Why do I need to get up and get anything when I have an intern and/or boyfriend!?
Anyway, since I've gained some weight, I tried to remedy the fact (fat)
on Saturday night:
Jackie and I were suppose to meet for dinner at Diner around 8:30PM.
I had decided that I wasn't able to wait cause I was STARVING. (whatever that means)
And I ordered some fake chicken from Food Swings, and ate it during the last 45 minutes of my shift at Sweet Virginia (a vintage boutique I "work" at on Saturdays), and this is around 7PM.
BAD IDEA.
I get home and I felt so full.
That's where I decided to become one of "them".
I decided to go the distance and to shove my fingers down my throat
to induce vomiting, therefore, I would refund everything I had eaten
and would be on the path to Skinny-ness.
(Blair Waldorf is a binge eater!)
I march into my bathroom, pick up my purple tooth brush.
It had taken me a second to decide which end of the thing I wanted to use.
If I used the end with the bristles, it would have the memory of vomit stuck
on it for the rest of its life. I didn't want that.
So, I wiped off the bottom end of the tooth brush and proceeded to shove it
down my throat while I crouched over my toilet bowl.
First heave: It fucking hurt! My abdomen is not use to this kind of action.. any action.
Second heave: My eyes watered, my nose got snifle-y. Abdomen still hurt. A little bit of the mint milkshake I had earlier came up, and it tasted GROSS.
This is where I stood up and said out loud "Fuck this".
Eating less in the first place is so much easier.
So, I put on my coat and headed out to meet Jackie for my second dinner at Diner.
And that, my friends, was my affair with Bulimia.
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fingers work better cuz they can bend deeper into the throat
When I was reading the news paper about medical stuff beside the Generic Viagra photo, I realized about bulimia and anorexia, I just want to know what are the differences of both.
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